Mulan 精彩片段：
PART 3
Mulan: Okay, okay, how bout this? Ahem, [in her manly voice] excuse me,where do I sign in? Hah, I see you have a sword. I have one too. Theyrevery manly and tough [Mulan bites her lip as she mishandles pulling the swordout of the scabbard and it falls to the ground. Khan rolls on his back inlaughter. Mulan throws her shoe and hits Khan in the head with it quietingKhan]. Im working on it. Who am I fooling? Its going to take a miracle toget me into the army.
[Mushu appears as a giant shadow being cast on a rock with flames on eitherside. Mushus real appearance remains out of sight]
Mushu [in a Southern Baptist Preachers voice]: Did I hear someone ask for amiracle!? Let me hear you say aye!
Mulan [Running and hiding behind a rock]: Ahhhhhh.
Mushu: Thats close enough.
Mulan [from behind a rock]: Ghost.
Mushu: Get ready Mulan your serpentine salvation is at hand. For I havebeen sent by your ancestors-- [notices Cri-Kee making a hand shadow of adragon on the rock and stamps him down with his foot] to guide you throughyour masquerade. [bending down to Cri-Kee] Cmon, youre gonna stay youregonna work. [returning to Mulan] Heed my word, cause if the army finds outthat you are a girl, the penalty is death. [big flames shoot up from therocks]
Mulan: Who are you?
Mushu: Who am I? Who am I? I am the guardian of lost souls. [Mulan smilesbig in anticipation of seeing her guardian] I am the powerful, thepleasurable, the indestructible [coming out from the rocks to show his realsize] Mushu! Oh hah, hah, pretty hot, huh? [Khan stomps on Mushu. Mulanpushes Khan back]
Mulan: Ah, my ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?
Mushu: Hey, dragon, dragon, not lizard. I dont do that tongue thing [flipsout his tongue to show Mulan what he means].
Mulan: Youre uh...
Mushu: Intimidating? Awe inspiring?
Mulan [making a hand gesture to denote his smallness of size]: Tiny.