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文言版《加州旅馆》
on a dark desert highway cool wind in my hair
warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light
my head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
there she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
and I was thinking to myself
"this could be heaven or this could be hell"
then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
there were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
welcome to the hotel california